Am I noble? Certainly, and why not. Being single again may weaken me in the initial phase, but given the all important attraction of what can become, and why and because, well this certainly may offer me several successful avenues as well. You see, I have wanted to sell this property and head south for the longest time. My most pressing dilemma is a lack of steady sun, and the need to obtain more while moving closer to my favorite Pacific coastline, and the best in northern California: when valor overcomes and the succession of affection is first hand and foremost, I have to recognize me as the source of my being done as soon as I arrive (everything else is an interim phase).
This is humor; this is a parody.